fhaul:

repeat after me: i am a sexy bitch and no one ruins my 2014

bringinglexiback:

the worst thing about online friendships is no hugs

man i wanna hug the frick outta some of you

blunk182:

DATING TIP: Hold the door for your date. Rip the door off its hinges. Use the door as a weapon to fight off other men. Establish dominance.

narcotic:

do you ever see someone hot and you just think “bruuuuuuuuh” 

hipsty00:

you guys are pretty cool for 50 year-old pedophiles

I just want hickeys and self esteem

caelas:

saying feminism is unnecessary because you don’t feel oppressed is like saying fire extinguishers are unnecessary because your house isn’t on fire

bagmilk:

you haven’t replied in three minutes what did i do why do you hate me

ignitionremix:

it’s a beautiful day to give me money